BAD IDEA Announces Moratorium on Whale Puns — Also Commits to WHALESVILLE x ROCKS AND MINERALS Not First Printing

TLDR? 

  • Utter nonsense about banning whale puns.
  • Whalesville x Rocks and Minerals Not First Print announced.
  • Now avaliable to order on the Wholesale Ordering Site.

A rash of whale pun-related crime has gripped the BAD IDEA offices in recent weeks causing despair and dejection. Locals are quick to point out that laughter is not among the reported results. “Dinesh has gone whale pun crazy, It’s over-whale-ming. Warren keeps telling us everything whale be alright but I’m not shore,” said Atom Freeman who many claim is chief among the whale punners.

“I can’t take it anymore. There are only so many whale puns. They’re just using the same ones over and over,” said Anthony Militano, as he waits patiently for BAD IDEA to officially announce his involvement. “Also, can we please announce me now?” he added.

In an effort to curb the wanton and senseless jokery, BAD IDEA announced today that, in an unprecedented measure, they will institute a moratorium on whale-related puns effective immediately. This act of authoritarianism has raised questions for many on this deeply pressing issue. 

But not everyone is disheartened. “I think it rocks,” said Atom Freeman. “…and minerals,” he added quietly.

Also announced today is the WHALESVILLE x ROCKS AND MINERALS Not First Printing. Despite worries that the new, 72-page perfect-bound format would create too sizable a threshold to cross before going back to press, BAD IDEA reports that informal inquiries with Destination Stores have resulted in a serious and sizable amount of anticipated interest — enough to justify the new printing and answer the calls of the many stores who are sold out.  ***  WHALESVILLE x ROCKS AND MINERALS ***
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Written by MATT KINDT
Art by ADAM POLLINA
Colors by MATT HOLLINGSWORTH
ROCKS AND MINERALS
Written by MATT KINDT
Art by TONY MILLIONAIRE
Colors by JAMES CAMPBELL
Cover by ADAM POLLINA with MATT HOLLINGSWORTH
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